Yes, I realize the title of the post will destroy my family-friendly G rating. In this setting I don't feel it's gratuitous though. Yesterday's appointment stirred up a bunch of junk for someone in my household and today I'm still paying the price.
Toys that get thrown during a meltdown go into toy timeout. Toys that get thrown at me stay in toy timeout until my bruises heal. I can report that it really hurts when you have a wooden doll cradle thrown at you. And, getting hit in the face with a baby alive doll doesn't feel any better.
Oh yeah, and does anyone have an estimate of how expensive it is to have scratches buffed out one's automobile?