Ricardo Montalban died. The man had some serious mojo. If this clip of him as Khan in Star Trek isn't enough to convince you, then check out some of his early commercials for Chrysler Cordoba, but beware...I started watching one earlier but I became mesmerized by his voice, suddenly feeling an overwhelming desire to have Corinthian leather seats (whatever that is).
*&#^@#( telemarketers. I flipping hate when they call.
"May I please speak with ABC about XYZ?"
Well, I'm working and I don't take calls from telemarketers.
"I'm not a telemarketer."
Okay, those are fighting words because I don't know this person, I didn't ask her to call, and she was clearly a telemarketer. See how that works? I began to wish her a nice day but she interrupted me (not a good strategy) so I switched to what the youngster would call my "strong voice" and suggested she not call here again, ever. Then I hung up.
So if you are a telemarketer, no you may not speak with ABC about XYZ - or anything else for that matter. And don't call me again.
Update - I was so bent out of shape after this call that I did a google search and found this video. I feel better now.
About a month ago the Disney Channel started showing promo commercials for Twitches Too. I'll just say that the original Twitches was a big hit with the youngster and she's been impatiently counting down the days until TiVo records her movie. Last night her stomach was off and she felt pretty low. This morning she still doesn't feel well but upon awakening her first question was if she could watch her movie which recorded last night. I suppose if you wake on a Saturday and feel yucky it's good to have something to take your mind off your misery.
The next big Britney meltdown is brewing...brace yourselves for the Friday edition of OK! magazine which is purported to have some interesting things to report about an interview conducted last week on the set of her new music video.
According to TMZ, the editor in Chief Sarah Ivens just released the following statement. “OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears
and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you
shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be
told.” Look for details about her newest dog having housebreaking issues and Brit mopping up with a Chanel dress, wardrobe selections (a couple sizes too small) that can't be corrected with photoshop, babbling like a baby, head lolling around on her shoulders, eyes rolling back in her head, urinating in plain sight of the film crew, touching herself constantly (yes, that kind of touching herself), and the list goes on.
In case you think this is not possible, have a look at her interaction with a member of the paparazzi. Her children are bawling in the car while she's educating the paparazzi about legal matters and offering diet and exercise tips to the cameraman)...oh yeah, NSFW and heavily laden with profanity.
In other Britney news, she's reportedly (personally) served her mother with some kind of restraining order after a slapfest at Britney's house. Earlier in full view of the paparazzi she stripped down to her skivvies and took a dip in the ocean. She's also reportedly house hunting again with her new assistant (cousin Alli is suddenly nowhere to be seen except on a web page announcing her new singing career) after putting her previously purchased but never lived in mansion on the market.
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